my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.
I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters